Art by Bill Hodgson, Artist Guest of Honor |
OSFest 6: Ruminations On Attending My First Sci-Fi Convention
I had heard about conventions or “cons” as they are more
commonly called. I was told many things
by a few that attended them, and heard a lot about them on the podcasts I
listen to. I figured that they only way
I was really going to know what it was like to attend was to actually go to
one. Some of the ones I had heard about
were the San Diego Comic Con, Shoreleave, Balticon, and of course the
granddaddy of them all, the con in Las Vegas.
The problem was that either these were at time of the year when I am
working at my real job, or are so far away that they are cost prohibitive. So I typed “Nebraska sci-fi conventions” and
that is how I learned about Osfest 6, just a three hour drive away from my home
in Omaha. When I followed the link, the
first thing on the page was the Guest of Honor list, and at the very top of
that list was the name Keith R. A. DeCandido, and that the con was scheduled to
be held on the last week of July. I
immediately started making plans to attend with the attention of meeting one of
my favorite authors, buying a book, and getting an autograph, not to mention
finding out what this con thing was all about for myself.
I discussed this with Diane (my wonderful wife who
completely supports my adolescent tendencies) and she green lighted my plan
with the condition that she and daughter Chrissy could go along, not to attend
the con, but to do other things like go to the zoo, shop, and so on. So I registered for the con and reserved my
room at the Ramada Plaza.
In the meantime, I contacted Scott of the Scifi DinerPodcast and asked him if he would like me to interview Keith DeCandido for the
podcast; he gave me the go ahead. I
contacted Keith DeCandido and visited with him and he was also all for the
idea. So I had a mission.
OSFest 6 was held this past weekend, and I did make it. Here’s what happened…
Friday, July 26, 2013…
I arrived in Omaha about two hours before the convention was
set to open. I checked into the motel
and got the “lay of the land” so to speek.
While wandering around, I saw a sign on a pillar that advertised
“Raktajino” and to go to a room. I went
there and met a nice couple of Klingons who served me a cup of raktajino
(Klingon coffee) that consisted of coffee and a mixture of spices that wasn’t
bad. As I visited with these folks I
learned that they were part of a Klingon Assault Group (KAG) and that they are
in command of the IKV Raptor’s Heart.
Registration for the con opened at 3:00, so I took care of
that and then visited the dealer’s room, the art room, and the modeling room, met
Keith and bought a book, and then went to watch the Match Game. I was even selected to participate and won a
bag of chocolate.
Melissa Ann Conroy |
Next I went to an author’s reading. I had heard the term Steampunk on several occasions
but never really knew what it was. I
received an education in the genre from author Melissa Ann Conroy. Melissa read from one of her books, Steam on the Horizon for about 20
minutes and then asked the two of us that were in attendance if we had any
questions. I asked her to explain
Steampunk, which she did. If anyone
reading this lives as sheltered a life as I do, Steampunk is a genre of
stories, set in the Victorian era where everything runs on Steam, and the
stories are futuristic in nature. So, in
my mind, Steampunk is the genre that the old Wild Wild West show would fit
into. She also talked about the costumes
that go with the genre, and how difficult it is to breathe while wearing a corset.
Later were the Opening Ceremonies. It consisted of a Starfleet Admiral being
killed by a bunch of Klingons followed by introductions of the guests of
honor. It was pretty funny.
At 9:00, I attended a Babylon 5 gathering hosted by Mitch
Obrecht, a man who knows his stuff. There
was discussion and he asked trivia questions for which he would hand out cards
autographed by the B5 actors. I really wanted one of those. One question he asked was the names of Molari’s
wives. Mitch gave us one, and asked for
the other two. We all sat, scratching
our heads. I remembered that Molari had
refered to his wives by “pet” names, so I gave it a shot. I said “Pestilence and Death?” Everyone in the room laughed and Mitch said, “I’ll
gotta’ give you that one.” And he handed me an envelope with a card signed by
Peter Jurasik!
Patrick Kennedy |
I spent the rest of the evening wandering around meeting
people. I got to visit with an artist
who lives right here in Kearney. Patrick Kennedy and I visited for quite a while and this is where I learned about how
cons work; things to do, and not to do and so on. We visited several more t imes over the course
of the con. He’s a good artist, a good
person, and he attends lots of cons in the Midwest with his art. I also visited extensively with Keith and
another author, Gail Carriger. That
discussion was all over the map and it was a rare occasion for me to sit and
listen to, and converse with folks on something other than education. It was at this point that I set up my
interview with Keith.
Saturday, July 27, 2013…
Woke up early and found people to visit with, mostly
Klingons. I gotta’ say, I really enjoyed
hanging with the Klingons.
I started the con day two attending a panel on Klingon
Culture hosted by the Raptor’s Heart crew.
When I arrived, I noticed that there was some problem with the computer
on the stage. The panelists were not
able to hook their computer to the projector.
I ran back to my room, grabbed my computer and loaned it to the panelists
and the show went on. Needless to say,
the panel ran late, but it was interesting.
Much of what they talked about I already knew. When I went to retrieve my computer, I was
asked if I could set up my machine for a later panel they were hosting.
I missed the next panel I wanted to attend, a real science
panel on the Militarization of Space.
I again loaned my computer to the Klingons for the Klingon
Cursing panel. It was okay. I missed another panel I wanted to attend on
Space Law, but I saved the Klingons.
About 2:00, I started feeling a little sick. I thought about it and realized that I had
not had anything to drink since before the con started and was probably getting
dehydrated. Note to self (and advice to
inexperienced con attendees): Drink More Water.
There was really no excuse for this happening to me because there was a
Con-Suite, which I learned is always stocked with food, drink, and a place to
relax and visit free of charge to attendees.
I started to feel better when I went to Keith’s
reading. He read two stories from his
newer books, Ragnarok and Roll and Scattered Earth: Guilt in Innocence, one of which I had purchased earlier, and I picked up the other
later, before our interview appointment.
I really enjoyed the reading session.
Keith talks and reads with a great deal of enthusiasm for what he does,
which is a quality I appreciate in people I visit with. This is also why I enjoy reading his stories,
his passion for writing, and life in general not only shows in person, but it
also comes through in his writing.
I went to the bar about 5:30 to await our appointed time for
the interview, Keith arrived about 6:00 and we recorded for a little over a
half an hour. He is a very easy
interview. Just ask a question and stay
out of his way. Again, his enthusiasm
shines through. I will be sending the
interview to Scott and Miles in a few days and hopefully they will find it
worthy to play on their show. If I could
change anything, it would be that I butchered the guy’s name, not once, but
twice! The only times I did this was on
the interview and I felt like a schmuck!
I introduced my family to him and got it right. Geez.
He was a good sport about it, but there is no way I can edit it out of
the recording without ruining it. So it
stays. I will be blogging a transcript
of that interview at a later date.
Following the interview, we visited for a little bit more and he went to
dinner. I went and found some Klingons
to visit with.
In the evening, I attended the Masquerade contest. I cannot believe how much time and money some
people invest in their cosplay. Some of
the costumes were really stunning in their detail. It was all good fun and Catwoman was tapped
as best in show. This event also got
underway well after the appointed time due to problems with the sound system.
At this point, I was pretty well worn out, and probably
still suffering from my bout of dehydration, so I just went to my room and
slept.
Sunday, July 28, 2013…
After having coffee and breakfast with Diane and Chrissy, I
went to a panel on the Philosophy of Star Trek.
It was a great panel and the most intellectually stimulating part of the
weekend, other than my visit with the authors on Friday evening. The panel went for only an hour, but I could
have sat there all day discussing the aspects of Trek. I am planning another blog post just on this
subject at a later time. I would love to
serve as a panelist for this subject in the future.
Gail Carriger |
Following that, I went to a reading by Gail Carriger. She read with a lot of expression and it was
fun to listen to, but her work isn’t my kind of literature to read.
I was pretty worn out, and so was the family, so we headed
home.
All in all, it was a fun weekend. I had a blast and am very much looking
forward to attending OSFest 7 next summer.
Was there a downside? I do have
just a few nits to pick:
1. Panels should be set up before the start of the event. Panelists should not be checking whether their
equipment is working fifteen minutes into their presentation.
2. The lighting in the main hall was horrible. This was not due to the convention oragnizers’
oversight, but arrangements should be made.
3. Sound equipment needs to be likewise set up in advance of an
event. I could barely hear in the main
hall. When I helped the Klingons with
their panel, I noticed a good mixing board behind the curtain. The EQ was set with no treble, so speakers’
voices were very muffled. (If you are with OSFest and are reading this, I would
be willing to help out with this problem next year. You provide the equipment, I will get it set
up properly.)
Here are some other pictures from the convention. I have these and more posted on my Facebook page.
It's not good to startle a Klingon! |
A Dahlek in the lobby. |
The Mellinium Falcon in the Modeling Room |
A Friendly Steampunk Engineer |
The Security Chief in the Klingon Hospitality Room |
No Intro Needed |
There's Always a Klingon around when you need one. Kevin Carroll - One of the nicest Klingons you'll ever meet. |
Well, there it is…
QaplaH’!